Uncleanly

I go to the gym on a pretty regular basis. I hate going to the gym, but I go, being anal about paying for something and having to get my money's worth.

My gym visit usually lasts from 1.5 hours to maybe 2. Most of it sometimes is due to my sitting on the damned machines after a "set" day dreaming, stroking the end of my braid which curls like a piggy tail or staring at the television during boring Jeopardy! or Wheel of Fortune.

In between the routine I established for myself, you know, arc trainer, weights, crunches, sit ups, leg work and stretching, I go to the bathroom to clean off what ever gross shit I got from whatever was left on the machine I just used, since the gym is a haven for germs and God knows what else.

The ladies' locker room has a tile floor which despite whatever scrubbing they do, it still looks dirty.

So I go to the sinks, which is the closest to the entrance to the locker room. Usually I have to leave the area because some gross slob who just used the facilities and who must have eaten the worst kind of food, that they had to deposit it in the gym toilet and stink up the place.

On this particular day, there was no sewer smell to deal with. So I go and start to wash my hands and I cannot help but hear the loud cackle coming from two of the three stalls behind me.

I notice that one of the ladies is standing in the stall in her socks-on the gross tile floor in the stall that ALWAYS has issues-it is the most stopped up due to some sow taking a big crap that clogs the toilet-or there is pee all over the floor by the toilet and other disgusting things. Never once had I seen the cleaners clean the floors by the toilets. And this idiot not only is standing in her bare socks, but has ALL her clothes on the floor that she was changing into, despite the existence of a changing room with a door. Her pocket book and car keys where also on the floor.

So the two loudmouths exit as I was standing there being grossed out, thinking things like they probably go home and walk around their house in the same socks, their sneakers probably have so much filth and germs in there, that they should be thrown the hell out.

I see these two old biker type chicks, happy as clams with themselves. They both wash their hands, but I was thinking, you pigs, what about your disgusting feet and clothes you put on after they laid on the peed and pooped on floor that was probably never disinfected?

Blech.