Friday, April 27, 2007

Country Club Crap

As a new reader of the Uber Rich over at Wide Lawns-the post about the divorcing swingers was really good-led me to click on dressing like a wlw-wide law woman-and lo and behold, I was directed to prepville-now, I do like the prep look and on occassion dress it, but having gone to such a preppy college, I know for a fact those people not only make it THE lifestyle fore themselves, it is also a mind-set. I particularly love the leathery old preps who let their flopping wrinkly [yet very tanned] arms hang out of tank top dresses with sailboats and what not on them. Very pathetic.

I actually did look through a crap load of photos, confirming regardless of how cute you think your outfit is, whatever is wrong with you will not be corrected-yes I am talking about the snotty rich, yet ugly no matter how you cut it. All the pink and green in the world is not going to cast the glow of glamour or style on you, honey. Think about it. If you can..

Here is my commentary on some of the choicest selections:

I am fugly, pregnant and an apparent boozer-
see the liquor behind the beverage cooler?

What do you know? A cornball muffy model....or at least she has a shot at Taco Bell....

This poor little girl has log legs....

I kinda feel sorry for this one........and her mother actually put her in a fish it was not an underscore for the poor kid.............

I did not know they made Mickey Mouse Ear Bows....

Envelope Flap baby.....the vampirish hairline is what stood out to me....No, come to think of it, the poor kid looks like she has toast points on her head.

And is it me? Check out this kid's head in relation to her feet; she kinda looks like she could be a "Fairly Odd Parents" cartoon sample...

Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Good Reads

I was carousing on blogger again-looking for good blogs to visit, and I stumbled across two tonight-witty and interesting writing.

El Guapo recants funny stories about being Guatemalan in our nation's capital- quite witty.

Wide Lawns give us a sharp wit about the uber rich and an outsider's disgust.

I giggled, laughed and chuckled at how these two view their worlds.

Very good reads.

Saturday, April 21, 2007

RATS Jones

Ever since I heard of her name, Rats Jones, it stuck. I actually laughed and giggled a lot about it. Clever, I thought. Intriguingly funny, I also thought. Such a simple thing- her name spelled backwards, was what made it cheesy hilarious.

This is another story of how men don't care what their women look like as long as they look good to them. I am talking about he saw her in a bathing suit and still kept going. Presumably he saw her naked before the bathing suit and still hung around.

In a wierd way its weird and encouraging. Well, you need to take that with a grain of salt and the knowledge that he has been dubbed "almost gay".

So what does that make her?

Hmmmm...... let me think about that.

Monday, April 16, 2007

Tango Schmango

OK, I can't help it, I like to watch mindless VH1 Reality, in particular my girl Miss New York, Tiffany Pollard, who got dumped by the Tan Man in a big, nasty way.

She picked Tango in the end. She trashed his mother previously in the show and he found out about it after the show aired. At the reunion, he faked her out until he could call her out.

Which brings me to my point: getting dumped sucks. But I also find being the dumper isn't easier unless you get to your boiling point about it and then watch out-the ugly truth rears its ugly head.

Oh, c'est la vie. I am sure you girls out there have more interesting dumping stories than the men out there, now don't you?

Wednesday, April 4, 2007

Rodent Sex

I got this from a friend via email-you know-the joke rotation.

All I can say is SICK.