Friday, April 27, 2007

Country Club Crap

As a new reader of the Uber Rich over at Wide Lawns-the post about the divorcing swingers was really good-led me to click on dressing like a wlw-wide law woman-and lo and behold, I was directed to prepville-now, I do like the prep look and on occassion dress it, but having gone to such a preppy college, I know for a fact those people not only make it THE lifestyle fore themselves, it is also a mind-set. I particularly love the leathery old preps who let their flopping wrinkly [yet very tanned] arms hang out of tank top dresses with sailboats and what not on them. Very pathetic.

I actually did look through a crap load of photos, confirming regardless of how cute you think your outfit is, whatever is wrong with you will not be corrected-yes I am talking about the snotty rich, yet ugly no matter how you cut it. All the pink and green in the world is not going to cast the glow of glamour or style on you, honey. Think about it. If you can..

Here is my commentary on some of the choicest selections:


I am fugly, pregnant and an apparent boozer-
see the liquor behind the beverage cooler?

What do you know? A cornball muffy model....or at least she has a shot at Taco Bell....



This poor little girl has log legs....


I kinda feel sorry for this one........and her mother actually put her in a fish dress....like it was not an underscore for the poor kid.............



I did not know they made Mickey Mouse Ear Bows....



Envelope Flap baby.....the vampirish hairline is what stood out to me....No, come to think of it, the poor kid looks like she has toast points on her head.



And is it me? Check out this kid's head in relation to her feet; she kinda looks like she could be a "Fairly Odd Parents" cartoon sample...





4 comments:

Legaleagle said...

I'm trying to get through all of the posts as well. They are hilarious! (And I love your comment about the kid with the toast point hairline! Not to mention she's been dressed like her mother...)

Gucci Muse said...

Legal- yeah, they ALL like to dress alike-friends, sons, fathers, etc etc etc-they even wear that preppy style when they get dressed up-and the no sock thing in those luggy like penny loafers....some do it like 24/7-

ShadowFalcon said...

I have an avertion to pink, it goes something like this..

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh it burns it burns!

Gucci Muse said...

shadow- eeww- I hope you took care of that ;)