Robin "Ech" Miller

This is Rachel Ray and Sandra Lee AGAIN. And she is another one who thinks her dopey dishes are worthy of some sort of recogniztion only because they are hers.

Her kitchen is pretty ugly too and she has these bony veiny hands.

Her bug eyes are annoying, especially when she opens them wider while shoveling the food into her big Rachel Ray like mouth.

She actually looks like a bobble head, now that I think about it-on a bony neck.

Why does she even have a show? I don't know. I don't know.

She needs the boot.

Paula Deen

Boy oh Boy, it's Paula!

Mind you, she doesn't claim to be a chef-she is a cook, and boy can she cook!

It's not only her infectious personality and her very attractive face-she has nice feminine hands as well-she just seems PLAIN nice and loves what she does. And has a good time doing it that is for sure.

Now, I don't think I can ever eat what she cooks, all that butter? All that cream? Now, don't get me wrong, I am sure it tastes good, but I think I will leave the devouring to Paula.

Sandra Lee

Look at me I'm Sandra Lee, talentless as I can be.......

Where did they find her? In the processed food section of glossy discount coupons?

Not only is she the Queen of Crappy Crafts, trying to hide her thirst for everything alcoholic behind a rash of bad food combinations and recipes, I have found her peppy blondness as annoying as Rachel Ray.

Ms. L'Oreal No. 9 does more drinking than eating, even on her own show. How annoying is her bland white kitchen when it surreptitiously appears in every monochromatic color of the rainbow since it will match her tacky tablescapes? ( I don't even know if that is a word )

I don't know what is more annoying about her-her two inch wide slumpy back holding up those those jugaboobs or her constant reference to the imminent arrival of her guests who are never seen, the utter disregard for her over use of processed and fat ladened ingredients she loves, or the manner in which she slops her ingredients all over the place and wastes more of them in her throw away sink than she actually uses. [ She has a sink, and Rachel has a bowl, both annoying.]

Hey, cocktail girl, you need to GO!

Tyler Florence

Yes, he cooks well and it's usually good, hearty food. One problem. Well, two.

While cooking, will you PLEASE:

1. STOP licking your fingers
2. STOP wiping your fingers on your pants?

Thank you.

Giada

Even though Giada has a forehead big enough for an outdoor drive-in, I really like her and her cooking.

She is very attractive and her mother looks like her sister. I love that her show is family oriented, meaning she involves her family in the show and they are interesting and can cook along with Giada very well.

Her hands are equisite: feminine, petite and well shaped. She always has on the most palest of pinks polish on her nails.

She handles and prepares the food in as a delicate manner as are her delicate hands.

She comes across as sweet, caring and genuine, and yes, she can cook, and magnificently at that-who knew that Italian food had so much delicious variation?

Rachel Ray

OK, I am so sick of seeing this woman with tight fitting tops and seeing her bellybutton protrusion looking like over plumped and sagging fish lips, to match her bass sized mouth.

Her voice is more than annoying in her guffaw type verbalization of goof ball expressions, bellowed in her manly, gutturally toned vocals. [Though I did see her with her husband in NYC on $40 a day, acting repulsively helpless and squeaky voiced-really gross]

Her lumberjack hands are just that-thick, short and squatty-ugh! A sharp contrast to her side slit teeny tiny almond shaped eyes. Yuck.

As to her money saving tips, she is not telling us anything a single celled creature can't figure out.


And for God's sake, will you WASH your mushrooms!

Oh, yeah: she needs a boob job if she insists on wearing those tight tops.

She does not eat on camera-just picks- but is still chunky looking for some reason.

AND WTF is it with the way she eats? The woman never encapsulates any utensil with her lips like the rest of us-it's a teeth clamping that goes on instead. EEWWW-so annoying. I guess she has a thing about her lips touching utensils.....



I don't know why this woman is so annoying-meaning why does she continue on and on with it? She cannot cook, well she can probably fry cook, and she does nothing interesting or skilled; yet, she gets paid millions for doing relatively nothing.