Monday, March 19, 2007

Bottoms Up

Hey girls, ever run out of acrobatic moves to impress your man, or just to keep it lively?

I thought I would post this photo I saw on the web somewhere. It looks impossibly uncomfortable.

Not only can you tell them to kiss your a$$, you can show them how to do it.


I can't imagine anyone is flexible enough to do this anyway.

14 comments:

tfg said...

Say, you don't have her number, do you?

mist1 said...

I'm a retired gymnast. I am very popular.

Gucci Muse said...

TFG- yes, its in her back pocket-can't you see she is getting it for you?

Mist1- you both were classmates, right?

tfg said...

Actually, with that ability, she really doesn't need a man, now does she?

hyacinths and biscuits said...

oh my. That's mildly frightening. I can't even touch my toes without bending my legs.

Gucci Muse said...

TFG-I think she would still need one to hold her steady.

Hyacinth-bending your legs to touch your toes will keep your tush where it should be.

The [Cherry] Ride said...

Wow, even as a gay man I am somewhat turned on by this.

Mighty Dyckerson said...

Wow! She can wipe her own ass without using her hands!

Gucci Muse said...

Cherry-Imagine how turned on you'd be if she were a man...

Dyckerson-gives a new meaning to "miracle ass" doesn't it?

Legaleagle said...

It's more than slightly disturbing, yet I can't look away...

Gucci Muse said...

Legal-we keep looking at it b/c it looks so fake-it may be, too.

fatwonkkid said...

that just looks insanely bizarre. although there are plenty of thoughts that race through my head with a chick that is flexible like that :)

Legaleagle said...

True, GM, very true. Of course, if it IS real, then she never has to ask her friends how her ass looks in these pants.

Gucci Muse said...

Fatwonkid- yeah, who wouldn't be thinking of that- women with disgust, men with pleasure....

Legal-that was funny- she can see if her own ass looks fat or not!