Thursday, March 8, 2007

Phone Etiquette

I really don't get it-and I have given it some thought. After that effort, I really do not have an answer, nor an acceptance of such behavior.

I am talking about people who PEE while talking on the phone. It's sick, really, it is.

I have this one particular girlfriend who does it on the "sneak", or so she thinks. She refuses to politely and discreetly end a conversation and call me back in order to use the "facilities". She prefers to keep talking and give herself the bum's rush on the john.

Like I can't her the tinkling in the toilet? Like I can stop from picturing her squatting on the toilet, releasing herself? Like it's NORMAL?

Talking louder or faster to me is not going to disguise the pee sound, nor the flush when she is done. EEWW.

I think I will have to use drastic measures with her-and clink as soon as I hear the tink.


mist1 said...

I really don't want to pee and talk at the same time, but sometimes I do, okay? I don't do it in public restrooms, just at home. I am a little ashamed of myself.

Gucci Muse said...

Mist1, its just that it paints an almost indelible picture in my mind about the WHOLE thing because its loud and I can hear it-otherwise I would never know!

What is so wrong with saying hold on, going to do your business and then get back on the phone?

So far, I have not heard anyone talk on the phone in public restrooms. I consider myself lucky.

hyacinths and biscuits said...

When I lived in the dorms my freshman year, my RA would always be on the phone when she came into the bathrooms. It was so odd. Usually she was talking to her friends, but once I was in there and she came in to take a dump while talking to her bank on the phone. It was hard for even me to pee while I knew she was on the phone next to me.

Gucci Muse said...

Hyacinth-geez, that is pretty bad-I hope she was at least quiet, no body sounds, when dumping. eeww