Friday, March 16, 2007

Too Hard to Figure

It has been somewhat of a phenomenon. Or maybe I was just too self absorbed to have noticed. No, I think I was just busy doing my own thing.

A lot of women, girls, females or however we want to be addressed, stress over what we look like, what other women think we look like, or to most, more importantly, what "THEY" think we look like or don't look like. By "they" I mean those irritating yet captivating MEN.

First of all, ALL (well, MOST) men are just basically, plain and simple, pigs in a lot of ways. Even those goody goody types have the same thoughts as those evil slime balls a lot of us women have dealt with one way or another.

So we basically torture ourselves to ends, that in our later years, we will find unimaginable. We starve, sweat and drag out sorry asses to where THEY will notice us, or where we hope they will.

How discouraging is it when you are avoiding any guilty pleasure in the name of keeping it together, when you see it-there it is, plain as day?

Oh woe are we. Now don't tell me not one of you have seen it-you can't miss the contrast.

The most handsome and attractive man with the most unlikeliest of women. A good personality can only go so far. But its very prevalent. Its depressing and wonderful at the same time, yet I have a hard time accepting the whole thing.

I have heard stories of men who are personal trainers whose girlfriends are out of shape-they like a woman with some meat on her bones they say- you see the young stud with a woman who looks like she could be his mother or with one who is so unbecoming its almost revolting ( the variety is amazing- bucky beaver teeth, or, leatherette skin for example).

You see a slender or well built man, helping an obese girlfriend into the booth at the local buffet, tending to her as if he had grabbed the golden ring-the nice looking man at the beach who can't get his eyes off a woman sitting at an outdoor bar in a bikini with fat rolls openly showed off-I just don't get it, and such sightings are more commonplace than not.


I have got to stop going out in public. It's too depressing. Really, it is.

9 comments:

tfg said...

Had you considered that the unattractive girls/females might be capable of sucking the chrome of off a trailer hitch? That's so much better than personality.

Gucci Muse said...

TFG-Yes, of course, we are talking about men here- but that talent also belies the vacuum cleaner. I guess its kudos for those girls, but men have a double standard, sort of like do as I say, not as I do.

Mighty Dyckerson said...

I like an occasional fat chick. More cushion for pushin', I always say.

ShadowFalcon said...

Doesn't matter what you look like you'll always have hangup about how you look...sad but true

Gucci Muse said...

Dyckerson-Is that why your banana is always partially peeled?

Shadowfalcon-yes, you are right- there are some beautiful people out there who just don't believe it-not only physically either-

hyacinths and biscuits said...

I'm happy for them. Fat girls need love too. But when I put a lot of effort into looking super hot and I still have a harder time meeting someone than the mean, fugly girl at the same party, I wonder how much it's really worth.

Gucci Muse said...

Hyacinth-right on girl-I am with you.

Legaleagle said...

GM, I had a really great comment but it never posted....argh. It was something to the effect that boys are stupid. Of course, tfg is probably right about their capabilities.

Gucci Muse said...

Legal-yeah, they are-more often than not-